btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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