I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
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so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
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btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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