Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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