is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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