Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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