shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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