The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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