before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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