The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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