You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
okay pat passed out under dana's car
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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