You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
