Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
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What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
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Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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