R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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