Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
