Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
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