i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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