Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
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recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
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Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I fill condoms, not promises.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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