I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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