So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
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There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
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so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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