dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
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Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
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Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
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