Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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