My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
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I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
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We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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