So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
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If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
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Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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