no. you can't hotbox the world.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
