sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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