I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
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How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
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My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.