Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
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I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
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Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?