RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
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they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
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Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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