Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
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worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
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Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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