he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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