I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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