We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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