I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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