I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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