very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
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I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
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you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?