just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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