that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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