Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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