So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Randomize
