dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
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Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
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Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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