i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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