Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
My bed smells like the plague
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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