Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (313): View more from Michigan

  i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (313): i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom http://tfl.nu/6o5z
  Replies (2) Good night (528) Bad night (834) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (530): View more from California

  If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (530): If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed. http://tfl.nu/4web
  Replies (6) Good night (3137) Bad night (499) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (314): View more from Missouri

  The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (314): The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b http://tfl.nu/enbb
  Replies (9) Good night (767) Bad night (4432) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (757): View more from Virginia

  i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (757): i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward http://tfl.nu/7d4o
  Replies (9) Good night (3344) Bad night (932) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (406): View more from Montana

  Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (406): Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast. http://tfl.nu/9556
  Replies (18) Good night (6232) Bad night (828) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (573): View more from Missouri

  On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (573): On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower. http://tfl.nu/pdns
  Replies (3) Good night (1977) Bad night (701) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (352): View more from Florida

  he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (352): he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled http://tfl.nu/6wmo
  Replies (2) Good night (1670) Bad night (588) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (845): View more from New York

  im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (845): im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night http://tfl.nu/b154
  Replies (14) Good night (2484) Bad night (615) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (910): View more from North Carolina

  I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (910): I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks.. http://tfl.nu/st44
  Replies (7) Good night (1718) Bad night (636)
• Favorite

  (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (403): In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong? http://tfl.nu/dmf6
  Replies (7) Good night (1498) Bad night (558) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (419): View more from Ohio

  You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (419): You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter... http://tfl.nu/2dxo
  Replies (10) Good night (1483) Bad night (646)
• Favorite

  (304): View more from West Virginia

  You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (304): You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather http://tfl.nu/giov
  Replies (17) Good night (1459) Bad night (424) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (613): View more from Ontario

  He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (613): He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time. http://tfl.nu/b5xq
  Replies (5) Good night (1061) Bad night (358) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (240): View more from Maryland

  i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (240): i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys http://tfl.nu/z1wp
  Replies (3) Good night (400) Bad night (821)
• Favorite

  (603): View more from New Hampshire

  100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (603): 100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm http://tfl.nu/mujv
  Replies (1) Good night (710) Bad night (173) Order T-Shirt

Randomize