and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
nutella sex= disaster
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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