I think i sorta joined a cult last night
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
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i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
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I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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