Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
