and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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