I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Randomize
