i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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