Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
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you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize