There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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