I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I enjoy the company of your penis
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