And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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