? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
handjob tips. give me some.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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